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    Posted: July/24/08 at 2:21pm
Day One

Nice early start this morning... had to put the top up before I even made it to I-5 'cause it was COLD! 
 Put it back down just after crossing the Columbia and rolled into Rasmussen Mini in style... stopped by to pick up a left rear brake rotor.

After an embarrassing explanation of why I needed only one rotor--when putting on my new Green Stuff pads a couple weeks ago I forgot that the metal goes on the outside
Cry --I made my way over to Mini-Madness for Koni FSDs, an adjustable rear sway bar (a 10 lb hollow 25mm instead of a solid 15 lb 22 mm--same net effect),  a front OMP lower stress bar, OMP strut tower bar, and Madness polyurethane engine and gearbox bushings...

George suggested I find some lunch, take a walk in the park, etc.  But NO-O-O!  I had to hang around and watch...  Drool

We got to talking, and since I'm doing the stiffening, George suggests a 15% pulley... hmmmmmm...  Okay, more torque properly managed is a good thing...

At this point I could feel the credit card beginning to overheat Wink

Then, since his new assistant Miguel was pulling the shocks anyhow, this would be a good time for H-Sport Coil Springs--lower the CoG 3/4 inch, make the ride more stable, and add progressive damping--sure, good idea!  Let's do it!

Earlier in the morning, as George and I were talking about the various stiffening bars, another customer, Anthony, stopped by to pick up a couple gauges.  With two MINIs in close proximity, hoods were soon lifted.  The subject of my newly installed Alta Intercooler Diverter came up and it was discretely pointe out how it leaves two HUGE gaps for air to go everywhere but into the intercooler... diverter, yes... where you want it diverted to, not so much...

Before I left George hooked me up with a used OEM hood piece (behind the scoop) and loaner intercooler cover that I'll return once I get home and replace my original.  Next time I'm calling him BEFORE I buy any more mail order mods.

Anyone want to buy a very slightly used Alta Intercooler Diverter?  Big%20smile

As George and Miguel were wrapping up the newly-tweaked GoKart, I asked if he'd seen the covers some people are putting over the strut tower openings.  They both chuckled, Miguel disappeared into the office, and soon returned with two strut tower covers that popped right into place.  Beautiful! 
Add in the two MM t-shirts I'll be sporting at MTTS, and I am truly stylin'!

Next installment I'll let you in on a GREAT twisties route I found on the way to the Oregon coast.

'Til then I'll just say that GoKart is even MORE Go Kart-like that it was this morning and it is ONE SWEET RIDE! Thanks so much to George and Miguel!



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Well, well, well....
I can hardly wait to see this bad boy!  Sounds like you're having a great trip - or at least a very good start!  Keep us posted.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/24/08 at 4:37pm
Thumbs%20UpThumbs%20Up Why to go John. PM Sent

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/25/08 at 2:49am
Hi John!
 
ooh!  sounds like you did some power shopping.
Keep us updated on the trip!  I'm sure we're all with you in spirit! 
 
Hope you can have your top down the whole way  Tongue
 
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POWER shopping is right!

And I LOVE my new set-up!!!  It's so tight and low I'm Big%20smile all day!
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Originally posted by CosmicTraveler CosmicTraveler wrote:

Can I have your credit card number?


I thought you knew... I'm using yours!  Thumbs%20Up

Okay everyone... here's Day Two...

Day Two--Fish with Glass... and So Much More


Sorry for the delayed post... no reliable Internet connection for a couple days and I was thrashed... in a very good way!

Day two includes no mods and the twisties start after the photos, so some of you may want to jump ahead
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The day started with a 10-minute backtrack from the Coho Motel and a very good breakfast at the Otis Cafe on Hwy 18, just north of 101.  They feature excellent and HUGE homemade cinnamon rolls and fresh vegetables in their omelets.  I'd go there again tomorrow, but I'll be far south by then.

After breakfast I headed south on 101 and managed to leap--almost literally--past the majority of the pylons (RVs and SUVs) to catch some great curves and outstanding views.  Had to pull over and enjoy a couple times to keep from running off the road while rubbernecking. 
 Sometimes I forget how much better beautiful scenery looks at 0 mph that at "how fast can I take this next curve?"


A bit north of Newport I saw a sign for Otter Crest Loop... so I took it and was well rewarded!  About a mile or so long and one-way (mine ;-) most of the way, I only had to dodge one jogger and got to see the house I'm gonna buy when I win the Lotto:

The lookout at Cape Foulweather is at the end of OCL and although an interesting lookout, I'd skip the gift shop next time.
 
About 45 minutes from breakfast I pulled over again--this time to spend about 90 minutes touring the Oregon Coast Aquarium in Newport and its very creative exhibits.  Someone had the wonderful idea of putting blown glass in with the water-breathers and the results are much more impressive than my or any digital camera could ever capture.  There's just no way to get the three-dimensional feel in a two-dimensional medium, though I did take a stab at it.

        

 
After leaving the Aquarium I continued down Hwy 101, dodging the occasional pylon and rockin' out to music from when I had many fewer laps around the sun under my expanding belt.  At the last possible chance I made a beeline for I-5 Cry and, just south of Grant's Pass, jumped onto Hwy 199 and the gateway to my Destination Highways experience.  Before ever taking my first DH I posted elsewhere on this site how impressive I find this series--the writing, the details, and the humor.  Now I can safely say that although written for motorcyclists, this series should be in every Mini/MINI owner's library.  When I get home I'm going to put the Washington state book in my cabrio so that it's always close at hand.

For those planning on joining us at Magical Mystery Mini Tour in September, the following is a great alternative to the snooze-inducing great grey slab.  If you continue on 299 West it'll drop you onto 101 South at McKinleyville... or you could take 299 East (both are DHs) headed back onto I-5 at Redding.  You'll miss the Redwoods, but they've been there for hundreds of years and will still be there next year.  We never know when the state will decide to straighten a wonderful road in the bureaucratic definition of "improvements"... and the Rewoods will be there on the way home three days later.

Just north of O'Brien, Oregon, there's a small sign indicating that "Waldo Rd" is just ahead and to the left (FS 48 and DH50 for those of you following along in your hymnals).  The sign should also say, "if you blink you'll miss it" 'cause I almost did. 

 

At Happy Camp—do you think it was named in the ‘60s by local alternative ‘medicine’ growers?—I switched to CA-96 (DH12) and more curve after curve after curve after… curve!  Two things that made both these roads more enjoyable were a lack of traffic and what traffic there was pulled over and got the heck out of my way as soon as they saw me gainin’ on ‘em like they were pylons!

As we were driving, I noticed that there was a bright orange glow behind the smoke just over the ridge above us and thought it was probably either the sun or the fire and hoped it was the sun.  Just about the time I had myself convinced it was the fire (HEAVY smoke at that point), the sun peeked from behind a peak and I relaxed. 

There were times we ran into visibility less than 100 yards, but I stayed a respectful distance behind them for about 14 miles—until we ran out of the smoke… and then I waved a thank you as I smoked them!

Day two ended just before dark at the first motel in the 69 miles since Happy Camp in a little wide spot in the road called Hoopa.  Nothing there but the motel, a “Casino” consisting only of about 2500 ft2 of slot machines, a deli that closed before 8, and a small grocery store.  But the room was clean and cheap—and no state sales tax ‘cause it’s on a reservation.

A nice end to a very good day…

Next:  Day Three—“Chased by a Black Bear (no sh_t!)”

Until then, have a wonderful and safe evening!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/27/08 at 2:18pm
John,
Sounds like a great adventure.  Keep those posts coming, especially those with pictures.
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Nice John, Keep Motoring Thumbs%20UpThumbs%20Up

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/27/08 at 2:34pm
Stayed at the Coho before, The Happy Camp name comes from the miners of the gold rush.

1851 - a group of about thirty miners arrived to seek gold in the Klamath River Valley. According to Vera Toleman's history, published by the Siskiyou County Historical Society, "At a time of celebrating their survival of the hardships of the trip up the treacherous Klamath and of having found a spot where 'the pickings' seemed so promising, they named it 'Happy Camp'." They made their way up the Klamath River in the late spring or early summer from the Salmon River, southwest of Happy Camp, working the Klamath's gravel bars as they came.1851 - a group of about thirty miners arrived to seek gold in the Klamath River Valley. According to Vera Toleman's history, published by the Siskiyou County Historical Society, "At a time of celebrating their survival of the hardships of the trip up the treacherous Klamath and of having found a spot where 'the pickings' seemed so promising, they named it 'Happy Camp'." They made their way up the Klamath River in the late spring or early summer from the Salmon River, southwest of Happy Camp, working the Klamath's gravel bars as they came.

Note you would also like Dunsmuir Lodge.

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Hi John!
 
Your posting of your adventure is FABULOUS!  I feel like I was there . . . almost got a little dizzy on the curves.  Took me a while to get past the HUGE cinnamon roll and fresh vegetables in the omelot!   I've read about the use of art glass in the aquarium - really beautiful.  Looking forward to Day 3!
Thanks for sharing in words and pictures Thumbs%20Up
 
Cheers!  Tongue  Genie 
 
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Thanks to johnf36 for the historical prospective - very interesting Thumbs%20Up
 
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Your Welcome Genie Thumbs%20Up
It my be to late for you John and others, but this is a fun page to go through.

http://www.bygonebyways.com/Oregon_101.htm

It does follow all of the old 101 from Washington to California

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Thanks to everyone for your encouragement and to johnf36 for the history and route information... it's never too late... though I like my idea, too.
 
Here we go with Day Three... and I'm almost caught up Tongue
 
Day Three--Chased by a Black Bear (no sh_t!)
 
After a mediocre breakfast at Cinibar Sams in Willow Creek, I headed west on CA-299 (DH31) to Berry Summit Lookout and a wonderful view that, on a clear day, goes all the way to the Pacific.  Since it wasn't a clear enough day, imagine green hills of various shapes, shades, and sizes, as far as the eye can see, ending in a blue ribbon...
 
Time to get back on the road, so I doubled back about a mile and caught Titlow Hill Road (FS 1 and DH31-Twisted Edges A) south.  WHAT A ROAD!!!  WOW!
 
We (MINI and I) immediately shoot up--twisting, turning, and rolling more with each foot gain in elevation!  One HUGE challenge was keeping eyes off the scenery--mostly because I didn't want to become part of it.  At a certain point, fast becomes too fast and you slow down because, as much fun as a 3000 foot straight down drop can be when you're strapped into a parachute, the thought of doing it while strapped into a MINI gives one pause...
 
I took the time to stop and enjoy the view once I got the top, and was treated to the sight of a quail running Mr. Bean-like across the road...
 
Back on the road again, this is quickly becoming one of my favorite roads of all time... plenty of switchbacks and abrupt downhill hairpins... some even featured loose gravel in just the right place for maximum adrenaline boost! WooHoo
 
Since it's a Forest Service Road, there's not a lot of on-going maintenance.  That allows bushes formerly at the side of the road to now encroach take over from one side or the other, sometimes both, in some places narrowing it to barely more than one lane.  Good thing there's virtually no oncoming traffic--in 54 miles I saw only three pickup trucks and one other car coming my way...
 
 
This kind of driving demands your FULL attention and at about 26 miles in, I decided that I needed to take a nap.  Unlike coasting down the highway talking on your cell, drinking a latte, and listening to your tunes, driving near your abilities and/or those of your vehicle for hours on end is great fun and both physically and mentally exhausting.  And as those who've seen me recently know, I could be in better shape physically (yes, I know someone's gonna make the 'mentally' crack, so go ahead--take your best shot Ouch).  So I need a nap.  Since I'm out in the middle of BFN and at least an hour from any cell phone coverage or restroom, a side-of-the-road nature call is also in order.  Trust me, you'll see in a minute why that is not too much information.
 
After a few minutes outside the car, I'm ready to take a power nap.  I decide to leave the top down but, in the interest of 'security' roll the windows up--just in case Yogi or something scary is in the neighborhood.  Yeah, I know it sound silly... but go back and re-read the title of this segment before you make fun.
 
I'm unsure whether I caught a nap, though if I had to bet, I'd say that's a negative.  So after about 20 minutes I start the car, roll the windows down, and motor on.
 
At about mile 28.5 or so, the road is going along pretty straight and I notice a bunch of sawdust in the road, so I slow down to 10 or 15 mph to admire the downed tree that apparently very recently blocked the road.  That's when I also notice, at the left edge of my peripheral vision, something moving.  As my brain simultaneously says, "I should be the only thing moving out here" and "maybe whatever it is wants to race," my foot lightly calls for a bit of supercharger just as my eyes say, "it's a BEAR...
 
Shocked  Big%20smile  Cry  Confused  Shocked
 
and HE'S CHASING ME!" 

No sh_t! 
 
We've all had the experience of driving down a quiet residential street when very suddenly a big dog leaps out of the bushes or whatever and gives chase.  Picture the last time that happened, then substitute as follows...  driving down a quiet residential street remote, very lightly traveled Forest Service road when very suddenly a big dog medium-sized black bear leaps out of the bushes or whatever and gives chase.
 
Got adrenaline?  I sure as hell did! 
 
He (she? I really don't care!) was running alongside my top-and-windows-down MINI all of twenty feet to my left and up on a slight rise... while my brain was saying, "this is very cool!" my right foot was saying, "AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!"   As we leapt forward, the bear veered off to his (her?) left and we went our own separate ways.
 
Did I say, "No sh_t!" ?
 
As I'm processing what just happened, the adrenaline junkie part of me (also the part that keeps using my credit card for mods, but we're not going there now, Scoop ;-) said, "let's go back and see if we can get him to do it again!"  Fortunately, AJ wasn't in charge at the moment, so the rarely-seen-in-the-MINI sane me said, "We're not supposed to interact with the wild animals and since he doesn't know that, I'm going to take the high road--or whatever road gets us the hell out of here before a tire blows!"  At that instant I realized that right now all tires are run-flats...
 
That's when I started laughing... and I haven't stopped!
 
As I drove the next 25+ miles toward the next DH, I kept thinking, "WOW!  I'll bet I'm the only MINI ever to be chased by a black bear... I LOVE THIS ROAD!"  And then I would laugh out loud.  Again.
 
Think about it... in a MINI, we're not much bigger than a caribou... good thing we're faster!
 
The encounter also brought to mind the Gary Larson cartoon with the two polar bears digging into an igloo and one was saying something like, "Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside."
 
Ba-dum-bump!
 
As great as CA-36 (DH 6 & DH11) were, I still kept coming back to the bear and "what if he'd been two miles further back" and "what if I had stopped instead of slowing" and "what if..." ???  I'm still grinnin'!
 
To give myself a little time to decompress I hit I-5 at Red Bluff and got off at Corning to visit The Olive Pit--a store with a wonderful selection of the area's olives in just about every flavor and stuffing you could imagine.  I love olives and can't wait to try the blue cheese stuffed ones!
 
After a bit of time away from the wheel, I was ready to get back to it, so I looked at the map and decided to head further east.  This trip was originally conceived of as a coast road all the way journey, but when I thought of July weekend traffic, plans went out the window and I started making it up as I went along...
 
The DH map is a must-have!  It showed me a few choices east of Chico into the Plumas National Forest.  I picked DH3, a.k.a. CA-70 east to CA-89 to Quincy, CA along the north fork of the Feather River--a great choice and a bit more of a challenge 'cause by now I'm drained.  After stopping again for a nap attempt, I made it to Quincy at about 6:30... 10 hours into my very exciting day and time to stop.
 
The square-headed woman (GPS) had been mostly quiet 'til now, but when the first two nondescript motels were full-up with firefighters and support crew, she told me about a B&B just around the corner...
 
If you're ever in Quincy, stay at the Feather Bed B&B!  Bob, the owner, is great, his staff is very friendly, and the rooms are wonderful.  After about an hour in mine I tracked Bob down and asked if I could stay for two nights.  When I got the green light I knew I'd found the place to re-charge my batteries.
 
 
Day Four was a much needed layover day.
 
Day Five reminded me of fighter jets...  stay tuned... 



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John - Great adventures in motoring - told with style and humor - wonderful reading!!!  Can't wait for the next episode! 
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John a couple of things
1.When you decide to do base jumping in the Mini we can work out the chute in the boot for you.Wink

2. When out in the wilderness you my want to consider changing you after shave or cologne. Seriously, maybe Bob can add some pointers here. But sounds like you got charged by a male for being in his area and with the smell, color and size of the car. Once he figured out you weren't what he thought and he had scared you off he bailed. I say this because if it had been a female she would have been in the car and majorly pissed.

I am glad you are having so much fun, Like we talked before I know where your at and it is hard between the view and driving some of those roads in a Mini either choice would be heaven.

Keep the tails coming your great at this and my sides still hurt from the Bear encouter.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/28/08 at 10:13pm
Thanks Jack and John!  I enjoy writing and am glad it's enjoyed...  not sure I can ever top the bear chase--and unsure that I want to Big%20smile

Don't know about your cologne/after shave theory, though, John... I don't wear either and had showered within the last week, so maybe it was the exhaust?  I didn't mention it before, but I did have later visions of an approach from a different angle that resulted in an unwanted passenger... so it could've been a lot less humorous.  I don't mind eventually being recycled, BUT would rather it starts after the massive coronary brought on by too much adrenaline (if there is such a thing as too much adrenaline) and not while driving LOL
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John,  thanks for the  bruin heads-up...my brother "Wink" lives in the Grants Pass area and is a bear hunter/guide...I'll have him ride shot-gun next time I take your route...he's pulled them out of trees before so his dogs could then tree them again.Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/29/08 at 12:55am
Enjoyable read!  Sounds like you are having a great time getting back to nature.  Racing a bear, kinda like that of the rabbit and turtle fame.  Keep the reports coming.  Oh yea, saw where the fires are threating Yosemite, hope that does not mess up your visit there.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/29/08 at 1:36am
YIKES! and WOW!     What an INCREDIBLE adventure!!! 
 
You're Indiana Jones in a Go Kart MINI!
 
Thank goodness you don't have a giant set of bear claws running down the MINI.
 
I agree with everyone - very enjoyable reading! Thumbs%20Up   Thanks for the BIG PRINT - much appreciated after too much time spent staring at a computer!
 
E N J O Y !!!  Tongue
 
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Genie has hit on something here. Such as something like these.



or this



Even multiple



Or how about shredded



How is that for a start John


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I think I like the shredded one for the driver's side--maybe three of them?  Big%20smile

Where can I get them?
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Those are not hard to find, I am getting read to go to work I will try and figure out which site I was at for that one. I have seen one that when it is tore open it shows gears and things inside I will try and find that one too. Thumbs%20Up

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Day Five--Dogfighting Through the Plumas National Forest

After almost 1000 miles (85% of it on two-lane or smaller roads and somewhere less than 30% in a straight line) Day Four's rest was much-needed.  The GoKart sat for almost 24 hours and was rarin' to go, as I was Drool

Sixty-four degrees at 9 AM...  maybe we can dissipate some brake heat to warm things up a bit... top down and headed down Buck's Lake Road (DH 7, the Oroville-Quincy Highway)... How many of you ordered at least DH Washington since you read day one?  If not, you're missin' out!  Maybe if all y'all tell 'em you liked my accounts so you ordered the books I'll get a deal on Oregon when it hits ;-)  Or maybe not...

About eight miles out of town there's a Y and DH says take the right fork (TE-A), though I would've anyhow just to get past the big green pylon that had all day to get to wherever.  I have all day, too, though faster runs mean more runs Thumbs%20UpLots of vacation homes along Buck's Lake, but since it's Monday, most driveways are empty... back to the real world for them, not yet for me... MOTOR ON!

Smelled smoke at 24 miles out of town and it stayed with me for a while... probably because the valleys on each side of the road were so filled that you could see neither the other side nor the bottom.  Good news was that I could see the road in front of me, it was pointed DOWN at a 13% grade and smooth as glass... well, shower door glass... YEE HAW!

As I swept through the curves I felt like a WWII fighter pilot in one of those movies scrambling to shake the enemy off my tail--tight left, sweeping right, another right, hairpin left--all the while headed down to the deck with the hopes of losing him in the low hills... or maybe I'm Belushi in "1941"? 

The grades ranged from 8 to 13% throughout and I decided the bigger the better.  After a while it got silky smooth, the shoulders widened, and the random direction and intensity of the curves evened out 'til I was in GoKart heaven... could've developed a cadence if'n I'd had a mind to... instead I mixed it up a bit... straightening out a few, then going wide and tucking in, then ignoring that double yellow suggestion for a while and turning the wheel only when not doing so would've led directly to airbag deployment.  To paraphrase the authors of DH, "If anyone asks why you have a MINI, send 'em here."  WooHoo

If you run this northbound, do yourself a favor and turn around and also run it southbound.  I think it's a LOT better!

Towards the end of the run I slowed a bit and made the mistake of looking in the mirror--a black pickup crawled up close like he knew me so I gave him something to chase for a bit, then just before it straightened out for a bridge I pulled over to admire the god-awful tiny man-made "lake" with 27,000 boats moored at one end.  On weekends you can probably walk across the entire lake stepping on all the boats 'having fun' and not get your feet wet.  I prefer our brand of fun!

For those without a map, I'm now 40% of the way across CA E-W and about even with Fort Bragg N-S.

Two things happened right after I got underway again...    
     1) I actually heard the music that'd been playing the whole time.  Apparently my concentration had shut it out during the FUN...

     2) I looked a big bug right in the eye a microsecond before his butt went through his brain...  This is better than drugs!  I think... =:-0

Now it's time to hit the snoozeway and make some time... got to see a man about some shoes on the other side of the state--and it's also time to turn over the DH map...

While "making time" I got to experience real traffic for the first time since Portland.  I'd forgotten that there is such a thing and quickly remembered that I prefer to play solo (or with other MINIs).

Called Tristan (of NAM and Alameda) and we met at a Shell station so he could show me one of his favorite local runs.  Turns out it's in DH, but it wasn't on my list, so I had me a bonus!  As soon as we left SR24 east at the Fish Ranch Road exit (BAY TE-K and -N), I knew we were in for a fast one.  He went wide left, then DOVE into a tight right and up the hill with me caught unaware and playing catch up.  Up then down, left then right then right again, then

WOW!!! LOOK AT THE VIEW ALL THE WAY TO SAN FRANCISCO!

NO!  DON'T LOOK!  TURN NOW!

I'm sure I hit the brakes a little more than he did, but I kept up as we wound around the ridges of Skyline Blvd. and Redwood Road for at least 25 very intense minutes.  Lotsa L-O-N-G drops over the edge and tons of esses! 

FULL TILT BOOGIE! 

Coming at us we saw some knee-draggers on bikes and way too many bicycles going both ways!  I know the signs say we're 'sposed to "Share the Road"... NO!  If you're in the twisties on a bicycle, you're in the way!  A couple times I thought Tristan was gonna pick up a hood ornament... better him than me!

As the road finally straightened out, he did a quick U'e (how's that for spelling what sounds like?), got out and asked if I'd like to do it again?  I did a quick check, decided that my cheeks needed some time unclamped, and said, "Can we go at 80%?"  He smiled that, "okay, old man (he's in his early 20's so I have at least 30 laps on him), I'll take it easy on you..." smile and did about 70%, which was fine with me.  I followed him to his house where we wrapped up the deal on a set of R90s he previously let me have for a good price and were just waiting for me to show up... even had a couple boxes for shipping the old S-Lites back home... 

While we rearranged the now FULL back seat area (that platform is SO nice), he said, "The WHOLE time we were running BTTW, I could hear your supercharger better than my own and you were BEHIND ME!"  Big%20smile {BIG GRIN mine, not his}  I told him it was thanks to last February's installation (by Tristan YakiMINI) of my Mini-Madness CAI.  He said that he has a CAI, too, 'but it never sounds like THAT!"  We lifted hoods (Who first called this, "Men playing Barbies"?  BowDown That is SO TRUE!) and immediately saw the difference... his is by D-something and safely ensconced in a solid stainless steel box while mine is open when the hood is up. 

George, if you're reading this, expect a call or email from Tristan in Alameda re a CAI and an OMP STB.  Dave (MINI Rolls), you will be hearing from Tristan re the '04 brake light mod that uses the top bulb and from MINI of Mountain View re the NHLPB.  The MofMV Sales Manager (Nancy) said she gets LOTS of customers who don't want the front plate mounted on the bumper.  She's also gonna be ordering a new one to be shipped to me, but I'm getting too far into tomorrow's telling.

Went corporate for the night's sleep, so on to Tuesday and Day Six...

 



Edited by GoKart - August/19/08 at 6:40am
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Day Six--Baby's Got New Shoes and We Go Namping

First order of business--get the new shoes on. 

 
In the one possible moment of fiscal sanity since the trip began, I kept my credit card in my pocket and re-soled with the Continental runflats.  That way I can pay the mortgage tomorrow AND have something to look forward to next month... maybe before Magical Mystery MINI Tour? Thumbs%20Up
 
Then it was off to Mail Boxes, Etc. to ship the S-Lites home so they're not rattling about the back for the next 10 days...  The very nice young lady was extremely helpful in getting my two boxes sealed and cutting down two more.  She then quoted me the price for shipping four boxes weighing 26 lbs each to the same address in Olympia via UPS Ground... drum roll, please... $180.52!!! 
 
YIKES! 

And FedEx was $18 more!  SHEESH!  I asked her to hold off for a couple minutes while I made a call to FedEx to get a quote using my business account... FedEx Ground, which MBE couldn't do, would deliver them all to my door for just under $55. 

Total.  So I gave her $25 for the materials (and a tip 'cause she was VERY helpful), and headed for FedEx two blocks away.

Now may I go out and play? Thumbs%20Up

Did I mention how GREAT the new shoes are?  Completely different look and I LOVE IT!

According to the DH map, if I can get to Los Altos Heights, I can catch a few runs... but for some reason, I feel the need to stop by MINI of Mountain View first to see if they can help me with a water stain.  If even a drop of water hits them, my factory cloth seats get what looks almost like a salt stain (except it's black, not white).  It's very frustrating and looks like crap.  I hit the brakes a bit hard trying to catch a turn the other day and my cup of ice water (don't ask) took a pee all over the left side of the passenger seat, which is now heavily stained--something I do NOT want to have as I pull into MTTS.  Fortunately the seat will be occupied beginning Thursday afternoon... but that's not the point, is it?

I ask the Parts Manager if he has anything to get the stain out and he has the detail guy talk to me.  Jerry says he can get the stain out, do I have "a few minutes?"  Sure!  He then asks if I'd like him to wash the car and vacuum it out? 

Absolutely!

Fifteen minutes later he's back with the car.  Before I can even look at the front seat (the stain is still there, by the way) I notice that my No Holes License Plate Bracket is upside down and the plastic cover and metal frame over the plate are cracked... and the lower bumper (black) is scratched up... and the stone guard on the painted bumper is scratched and torn--all caused by the violent rotating of the NHLPB by the automatic car wash.  I'm thrilled! Cry

It turns out that in Mountain View "would you like me to wash the car?" means "would you like me to run it through our automatic car shredder?" Since at Northwest MINI it means "we'll have someone hand wash your baby" I had no clue--or I would've said, "No thank you."

Now I have a damaged car.  Did I mention that I'm ON VACATION? 

It turns out that Jerry had never seen a NHLPB and therefore didn't know to look for front appendages.  So I told him not to worry and that I'd take it up with the manager.  Sales Manager Nancy said that she'd take care of everything and she did--except the stone guard which she promised to cover after I send her the bill to replace it.  Down side was that it took over three hours to get everything else fixed or, in the case of the NHLPB, bent back into serviceable shape until I get home and it can be replaced.  So... it's now 2:30 and I've yet to hit even one small road curve!  I think this is what withdrawal feels like... 

The good news is that Dave is most likely gonna get more than just my one replacement sale out of this :-) and that I'm once again on my way to find the curvy roads! Thumbs%20Up

Just outside of Los Altos Hills I pick up Page Mill Road (a.k.a. DH53/TE-B) and, soon after the start, a Z4 close-up and personal behind me.  Since he has CA plates, I figure he's a local and knows the road well enough that I'm just in his way... so I pull aside and let him lead ;-)  I was right... he knows the road quite well and although he pulls away slightly in the few straight bits, I'm right back on him in the curves.  The beauty of this is that I don't have to think as much... just follow too close for most passengers' comfort--which is okay 'cause i'm flyin' solo--brake a bit later than him and take care not to catch him in the curves.  I pulled up just before we turned right onto Alpine Road because I was contemplating running it again backwards (different direction, not reverse... even I'm not THAT adrenaline-addicted!

Instead, I observed a moment of silence Cry for the squirrel who committed 'suicide by MINI' and then took my time going down the nice tight curves of the freshly graveled Alpine Road.  Then it was Pescadero Creek Road to Bear Hollow Road to Constanoa resort and my first glamping experience.

Glamping is what they call "glamour camping" which means you're in a 'tent cabin' with a real bed instead of on an air mattress on the cold hard ground.  I got lucky, probably 'cause I made the reservation back in April, and was relatively isolated. 

 
If you go to Constanoa, the best 'tents' are, IMHO, 51, 49, 19, 30, and 15... in that order.  You can actually see the ocean from 51 and 49.  There's a nice restaurant on-site and a General Store/Souvenier Shack that has wine, beer, postcards and lots of stuff no one needs yet many buy.  It's less than an hour from SFO and I found out about it from an article in the May 2008 Sunset magazine.  I'd give it 7 of 10... but it's more like namping (I just made that up for "nice camping" 'cause it's nice not glamorous, though lack of cell phone service did bring it up from a 6).


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Hi John ~

Wow, it sounds like you've had quite a trip in the past few days!  Thanks for the photos you've posted.  I'd love to rent out a room at the house that you're buying after you win the lottery.  LOL  What a view!  Those photos from the aquarium were impressive as well. Thumbs%20Up

What?!  No photos of the bear?  Are you sure it wasn't an overgrown dog in need of a haircut?  Maybe you need to lay off whatever you've been drinking... or were you dehydrated? LOL  No, seriously... thanks for your "on the road" journal.  It's been fun reading...
 
Be safe and see ya when you get back,
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For those who've been following along... just posted a couple photos for Day Four and Day Six...
 
Leaving Pasadeana and MTTS in the rearview and in a few minutes am headed for Yosemite Thumbs%20Up
 
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Day Seven--Elephant Seals, Berry Farm, Big Sur's Nasty Subaru-driving Locals, and the Hermitage

Up early, I was breakfasted and on the road by 8... and sidetracked almost immediately Thumbs%20Up

One thousand three hundred seventy two miles into my trip and a few miles south of Costanoa Cabins is Año Nuevo State Park.  I figured that since I only had 90 miles or so to go today, it'd be a great place to sit and catch up on this writing... and it would've been except that just as I was pulling away from the entrance ($6 for parking, good at all state parks today), the ranger asked if I was planning to see the elephant seals.  HUH?  Elephant seals?  Cool!  So writing is gonna have to wait--maybe tonight--while I hike 1.6 miles to the overlook that is all of six feet above the beach where a couple dozen HUGE elephant seals. 

    
 
They were lounging, sleeping, throwing sand over themselves to keep cool in the ever-warming sun, snorting, bellowing, and blowing their noses on each other.  Really!  Then a couple of them drug themselves (flippers forward, DRAG 1500 lbs about two feet;  flippers forward, DRAG 1500 lbs about two feet; flippers forward, DRAG... you get the idea) about 75 yards and into the ocean (to wash off the snot?) where they practiced bumping chests and bellowing.  These are apparently behaviors that get them the hottest chicks during mating season--to paraphrase the docent.

Sufficiently impressed, I hiked back, put the top down (as it has been for 98% of the trip and I have the sunburn to prove it), and headed south again on US 1.

A few more miles down the road it was time to take a left onto Swantown Road (DH74/TE-E) for some nice, but rough, curves.  Forewarned by DH, I took it easy and enjoyed the scenery alternating between forest and ocean views and going almost straight up for the first two miles.  About five miles into the seven mile road it got a bit smoother, but any attempts at speed brought about scraping.  I hope George makes some more of those lightweight skid plates (call him and tell him you're in--he said that if he gets enough orders he'll make them).  I already found a couple rocks up under by the power steering (?) cooling fan when it was up on the rack yesterday for re-shoeing.

Now for the highlight of the non-driving day--Swantown Organic Berry Farm! On the right as you come to the end of Swantown Road, with the ocean in view, this is a must-stop!  I loaded up on a Loganberry Truffle, a pint of fresh organic strawberries, and a chocolate-covered strawberry... sitting on top of an incredible cheesecake brownie.  Hey, I'm on holiday and everyone knows that there are no calories on holiday ;-)  Besides, gotta keep my strength up for Bonny Doon.

But first, it occurs to me to check the lug nuts.  Since I brought along my torque wrench and 17mm socket, it's a simple matter of loosening each one and then re-tightening to 88 ft-lb, just like it says in the Bentley Brick.  Then it's on to Bonny Doon Road, a.k.a. DH74/TE-C, where the only sounds are my supercharger, Scottish Rock group Wolfstone (complete with bagpipes--get it? Bonny Doon is Scottish ;-), and the occasional small slide {thumbs up}.  I planned to take a right on Smith Grade Road (TE-A) but somehow miss the turn and continue on what is now called Pine Flat Road.  Unsure where they got 'flat' 'cause the road is anything but...  A quick right at the school onto Ice Cream Grade Road that, it turns out, should be called Rocky Road!  Who came up with the concept of diminishing radius hairpin turns?  Whoever it was, I think he started here... LOL  Another tight cheek-clencher as I hold onto the wheel with both hands to keep from being ejected.  What shifting gears?

A short run on Rocky Ice Cream Grade Road and it's right onto DH74--Empire Grade Road--which turns out to be one Giant Slalom!  WHEEEEEEE!

EGR ends at UC Santa cruz and as I once again find a bit of traffic, it dawns on me that I'm at the end of DH NoCal :-(  Guess I'll have to make another trip once SoCal hits...  I know I've said it before, but the book and the map are well worth the $90 sticker price--otherwise you get to drive over 17,000 miles to find the 334 best MINI roads in Northern California--and we get a PSMINI discount.  Last plug:  destinationhighways.com...  And no, I'm not on commission... yet.

Heavy traffic on US 1 south of Santa Cruz is off-again, on-again, and I was surprised--though I probably shouldn't have been--that in many stretches it's four and even six lanes.  I had an image of a nice tranquil two-lane road... probably left over from the 60s and a family trip as a kid.  It's not our parents' world anymore, is it?  And a good thing, too, 'cause they didn't have a supercharged MINI (or Mini) convertible...

Since I've heard a lot (all good) about Phil's Fish Market and Eatery in Moss Landing, I decided to stop in for lunch.  It would've been a hard find without the GPS, but even with no signs directing you there, the parking lot and most of the dozens of tables were full.  You walk in past the fish-on-ice (Fishmarket part) and stand in line to give your order and pay.  Then you take the number they give you, put it on the edge of your table (you are told this at least three times verbally and in writing), and they bring you your soggy, overcooked breaded then stir-fried calamari.  When you send it back and choose a grilled salmon sandwich instead, that comes with a lecture because you ate too much of the soggy overcooked breaded calamari before sending it back.  She couldn't tell me what the cutoff point was to not receive the lecture, so I think it's standard--no extra charge.  It was worth it though, because the sandwich was very good--a nice big salmon filet--and I'll never be back ;-)

During a later stop for supplies I spotted the first ever yellow drum brakes...
 
 
 
Back on US 1, cruising along, when I see a sign for Carmel-By-The-Sea and take a right.  As far as I could tell, former Mayor Clint wasn't walking the streets, but 100,000 tourists were.  And those who weren't walking were driving slow and gawking at all the fine real estate along Scenic Road.  I know that's its real name 'cause I had time to read the signs while waiting for all the damn gawking tourists to get out of my way so I could see... 
 
 
After a couple laps, photographs, and compliments on my "cute little car," it was back to US 1 (thank you square-headed woman) and on to Big Sur.

From the highway, Big Sur is a long drawn out wide spot on the map apparently populated by Subaru-driving locals who take pleasure in pulling out V-E-R-Y-S-L-O-W-L-Y in front of little purple convertibles who are trying to pass EVERYBODY.  Then giving those behind the finger as they (locals) drive 25 in a 45 just to see how many tourists they can stack up.  Can't really blame them, though... tourists can seriously change the quality of life... and not for the better in most cases... so I motored on.

After passing the spot on the map called Lucia, I turned left into the New Camaldoli Hermitage, my bunk for the night.  Run by a branch of the Benedictine Family of the Catholic church, it's primarily a place where people can go for monastic community and solitude.  At 1200 feet above the Pacific, it's a wonderful location.  When you check in they tell you that talking is only permitted in the gift shop and--if absolutely necessary--elsewhere at a low whisper.  The result is an incredibly peaceful experience that is so quiet you can hear the proverbial pin drop... and with little artificial light outside the small monastic sleeping quarters (singles only), there are about 1,000,000,000,000,000 or so stars for contemplation... when you get tired of your navel Wink

A great night's rest and we're headed south in the morning to pick up Merry at LAX and retrace steps to Santa Barbara and more glamping... this time at El Capitan Canyon as featured on the cover of Sunset magazine, May 2008.  Then it's on to MTTS... and Day Nine.
 


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John - Thanks for more smiles and miles from your trip - and the great pictures. 
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